Adult and Rude Novelty Chocolates

Have you ever wanted to give someone a bag of d*cks? Or do you like nothing better than guzzling some delicious boobs? Now you can do so at your convenience with Roo Roo's Chocolate Emporium! 

These chocolates are made with rude moulds, and are for adult eyes only! You could buy them as a treat for stag and hen parties, as a stocking filler alongside our Christmas chocolates, or as a gift for a friend or loved one. Say thank you in style with these bespoke, handcrafted adult chocolates.

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Our novelty chocolates always put a smile on people's faces - and a sweet taste on their lips. Although people buy these chocolates because of the rude moulds and funny shapes, these are still made to the same standards as our other products - so expect the most luxurious tastes with these hand-crafted, artisan chocolates.

You can buy these rude novelty sweets as dark chocolate as well as milk chocolate, so if you're looking for vegan sweets and chocolates with ruder or adult designs, our chocolate d*cks and chocolate boobs could make the vegans in your life happy.

We also package these chocolates carefully to avoid any damage or breakage in transit, so you can expect all of your c*cks and breasts to arrive in perfect condition with us. Unlike the real things, our luxury chocolate d*cks will never let you down.

If you'd like to make an order, look through the products on this page and complete your purchase using our online shopping system.